Josh Malerman’s Latest Thriller: Family Secrets and Horror

Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman

Published: June 25, 2024 by Del Rey

Buy this book at: Amazon / Barnes & Noble / Kobo

Synopsis:

A chilling horror novel about a haunting told from the perspective of a young girl whose troubled family is targeted by an entity she calls “Other Mommy,” from the New York Times bestselling author of Bird Box
 
To eight-year-old Bela, her family is her world. There’s Mommy, Daddo, and Grandma Ruth. But there is also Other Mommy, a malevolent entity who asks her every day: “Can I go inside your heart?”  
 
When horrifying incidents around the house signal that Other Mommy is growing tired of asking Bela the same question, over and over . . . Bela understands that unless she says yes, soon her family must pay. 
 
Other Mommy is getting restless, stronger, bolder. Only the bonds of family can keep Bela safe but other incidents show cracks in her parents’ marriage. The safety Bela relies on is on the brink of unraveling.  
 
But Other Mommy needs an answer. 

Rating:

Review:

After two books by Josh Malerman, and two disappointments, I think maybe this author just isn’t for me. When I read Bird Box it had problems that severely impacted how much I enjoyed the book. But the horror aspects of the book were superb, and so I hoped that a different story would incorporate those good elements and be a much better story. But alas, another letdown.

The biggest asset this book had was the horror. The descriptions of Other Mommy were downright terrifying. Legitimately sent a chill up my spine. I also really enjoyed the changing narrative as the parents discover what this entity is capable of. At first they think Other Mommy is tethered to the house, then to their child, then she’s just everywhere. That was great.

There were also a few things that I may not have minded if the rest of the story was as good as the horror and suspense. I don’t mind never finding out what a supernatural entity is. From a logical standpoint it makes sense. If my child was being terrorized by some kind of paranormal entity, I wouldn’t give a single shit what the thing was or the origins of it. The only concern I would have is how to get rid of it and save my child. So, the fact that Malerman doesn’t tell us exactly what Other Mommy is was fine with me. He did something similar with Bird Box. So clearly this is a horror element that he enjoys and he uses it well.

I also don’t inherently mind a child narrator. For obvious reasons a child narrator can be limiting to the narrative. There are things that adults understand and can explain that a child cannot. Some authors use this to their advantage, like with Room by Emma Donoghue. But, in this case, I don’t think Malerman understands children. We are told that Bela is 8 years old. She speaks like a 4 or 5 year old child though. Her short, clipped sentences were really distracting and annoying. I’ve had an 8 year old child, I know how they speak. I’ve seen her speaking with her friends, I know how they interact. I find it hard to believe that an 8 year old wouldn’t be able to remember the word reincarnation, and would mispronounce it repeatedly. Many 8 year olds can spell reincarnation and use it in a sentence. I found it really irritating.

I found it hard to understand why Bela trusted Other Mommy. When we start the story, Other Mommy is already terrorizing her. We get no lead up to how this entity earned her trust. Bela tells us that she trusts and loves Other Mommy, and tells her things that she can’t tell other people. But I have absolutely no idea why because the author didn’t bother to show me that relationship at all. I completely understand why Bela would want another mommy, her parents are absolutely insufferable. The only thing her parents seem to do is placate her, not comfort her concerns and refuse to directly answer her questions and then argue about who’s fault it is that Bela is scared. And they both have highly inappropriate conversations with their 8 year old child.

For example, Bela’s mother has a whole conversation with her about why married people sometimes cheat on each other. An why she’s unhappy in her marriage to her father, without saying it’s about her marriage but still this was a highly inappropriate adult topic that had no business being discussed with a child. And Bela’s father likes to sit on her bed when he thinks she’s asleep an have long winded chats about his existential crisis and other pedantic philosophical topics. That was so bizarre. Who does things like that? Who has long philosophical conversations with their apparently sleeping child? I hated them both so much. This entire book convinced that this author doesn’t have children and probably hasn’t spent any time with children in his life.

The ending was also really confusing. I have no idea what happened. In the end this was a book with a good premise and really poor execution. I think I will pass on the next Malerman book that comes my way. He gets a lot of hype but I seem to be reading entirely different books than everyone else.

New Year, New Progress

I took some much needed time to myself over the holidays. I enjoyed some crafting. I spent a ton of time with my kids. I watched a LOT of holiday baking shows. And I got some new jammies. Now I’m feeling refreshed and ready to tackle a new year of books. Starting with a review for Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman. That will be posted over the weekend.

For today, let’s take a look at what 2024 brought me. Courtesy of Goodreads 2024 Year in Books.

It’s hard to believe I read 40 books last year. Though technically, in half a year because I didn’t get started until the summer.

It’s funny that Goblet of Fire shows as 17 pushed but the longest book. It’s probably because I reviewed the audiobook, so it counts chapters only.

Nothing earth shattering here. People still love Harry Potter, and the other is a niche book by a new author.

It’s not a bad average. I rate 3 stars as being a “pretty good but not great” book. Which describes most books, so I think this makes completely sense.

New Releases Wednesday – June 26, 2024

Incidents Around the House by Josh Malerman

Published: June 25, 2024 by Del Ray

Check this book out at: Goodreads

Synopsis:

A chilling horror novel about a haunting told from the perspective of a young girl whose troubled family is targeted by an entity she calls “Other Mommy,” from the New York Times bestselling author of Bird Box
 
To eight-year-old Bela, her family is her world. There’s Mommy, Daddo, and Grandma Ruth. But there is also Other Mommy, a malevolent entity who asks her every day: “Can I go inside your heart?”  
 
When horrifying incidents around the house signal that Other Mommy is growing tired of asking Bela the same question, over and over . . . Bela understands that unless she says yes, soon her family must pay. 
 
Other Mommy is getting restless, stronger, bolder. Only the bonds of family can keep Bela safe but other incidents show cracks in her parents’ marriage. The safety Bela relies on is on the brink of unraveling.  
 
But Other Mommy needs an answer. 
 
Incidents Around the House is a chilling, wholly unique tale of true horror told by the child Bela. A story about a family as haunted as their home.

Finding Mr. Write by Kelley Armstrong

Published: June 25, 2024 by Forever

Check this book out at: Goodreads

Synopsis:

A  fun romantic comedy about a woman writing under a male pseudonym and the man she hires to play the role in public.

Daphne McFadden is tired of rejection. After submitting her manuscript to dozens of agents, she’s gotten rejection after rejection, and now it’s time for something drastic. And so, Daphne submits her manuscript again… under a man’s name.

Imagine her surprise when it sells for big money at an auction and soon becomes a publicity darling. Only she needs a man to play her super macho alter ego Zane Remington. Enter Chris Stanton, who absolutely looks the part of a survivalist and has a talent for pressing her piss‑me‑off‑I‑dare‑you buttons while somehow being endearing at the same time. But Chris has a few secrets of his own, including the fact that he’s really an accountant who has no idea how to chop wood or paddle a canoe. When Daphne’s book becomes a bestselling sensation and they’re forced to go on tour together, Daphne finds herself wondering if this city‑boy geek is exactly what she needs to push her to claim her dreams.

All the Colors of the Dark by Chris Whitaker

Published: June 25, 2024 by Crown

Check this book out at: Goodreads

Synopsis:

1975 is a time of change in America. The Vietnam War is ending. Mohammed Ali is fighting Joe Frazier. And in the small town of Monta Clare, Missouri, girls are disappearing.

When the daughter of a wealthy family is targeted, the most unlikely hero emerges—Patch, a local boy with one eye, who saves the girl, and, in doing so, leaves heartache in his wake.

Patch and those who love him soon discover that the line between triumph and tragedy has never been finer. And that their search for answers will lead them to truths that could mean losing one another.

A missing person mystery, a serial killer thriller, a love story, a unique twist on each, Chris Whitaker has written a novel about what lurks in the shadows of obsession, and the blinding light of hope.

Audiobook Review: Bird Box by Josh Malerman

Bird Box by Josh Malerman

Published: May 13, 2014 by Ecco

Buy this book: Amazon | Barnes & Noble | Book Depository

Rating:

Synopsis: Something is out there, something terrifying that must not be seen. One glimpse of it, and a person is driven to deadly violence. No one knows what it is or where it came from.

Five years after it began, a handful of scattered survivors remains, including Malorie and her two young children. Living in an abandoned house near the river, she has dreamed of fleeing to a place where they might be safe. Now that the boy and girl are four, it’s time to go, but the journey ahead will be terrifying: twenty miles downriver in a rowboat—blindfolded—with nothing to rely on but her wits and the children’s trained ears. One wrong choice and they will die. Something is following them all the while, but is it man, animal, or monster?

Interweaving past and present, Bird Box is a snapshot of a world unraveled that will have you racing to the final page. 

Review: WARNING: The best way I can review this book is with a good/bad/ugly comparison, which will almost certainly include major spoilers for this book. Consider yourself warned.

Good: I really love the way Josh Malerman writes. He is very adept at creating suspense. Some parts of this book made me feel like I would crawl out of my skin with the anxiety of the moment. He is a very good writer.

I loved Malorie. She is a strong, kick ass woman. She starts off the book pregnant, scared, and with no idea of how she is going to cope in this new world. But she does. Not perfectly. Sometimes not even competently. But she moves forward all the same, trying to protect herself and her children.

I really loved the uniqueness of this world. I can honestly say that I have never read a book that portrayed the apocalypse this way. An unknown…something, that has a devastating effect on humanity. No one knows why. No one knows how to stop it. No one even knows what it is. It’s a terrifying concept, and I loved it.

Bad: The audiobook narrator was a really bad fit. Every time she did Malorie’s part the narrator made her sound timid and scared. There were undoubtedly moments when that was appropriate. But like I mentioned, Malorie is a tough, kick ass woman. When she stands up in her boat and says “Get away from me!” it is not a trembling, quavering plea. It is a command to GET THE F*** AWAY! In fact, it says it in the text for that line, it is a command, it is angry. So that was really annoying throughout the audiobook.

I didn’t like the villain. It felt really cheap and out of place. I still can’t quite remember why everyone thought he was such a horrible guy originally. The whole plot felt like the author thought he needed a villain apart from the “creatures” so he scrambled to add in this side plot. It wasn’t necessary. It detracted from the overall plot.

Ugly: There were a few things that bugged me the entire way through the book.

Why didn’t Malorie name the children? It was so incredibly weird that she just calls them Boy and Girl. And then says at the end that names are a luxury for safer times. Okay…..that literally makes no sense. Every human calls other humans by a name or nickname to identify them. Even if she called them a cutsie nickname it would have made sense but Boy and Girl? Wtf! It made it impossible for me to relate to them as characters at all.

There were some serious physics problems with how Olympia died. She dies shortly after giving birth to a child. First off, I won’t get into the logic problems of two pregnant women going into labor at exactly the same moment. Or the logic of a whole group of adults leaving the two laboring women all alone in the attic to go argue. But Olympia jumps out a window after giving birth and they mention in graphic detail the umbilical cord getting caught on the window sill and her body being suspended by it. Um, this was very obviously written by a man who has no idea how childbirth works. The purpose of the umbilical cord is to be detach itself from the uterus after birth and then come out. Even if it remains attached if pressure is put on it then it will tear away. There is just no possible way that scene is happening. It was completely bizarre. I had no idea what the point of that scene was except for a gross factor but it was weird.

The “creatures” were also really inconsistent. Most of the time they don’t even seem to be interacting with humans at all. They are simply present and it drives the humans insane. Then, later on, they seem to be physically stalking the humans but only enough to scare them. Then all of a sudden out of nowhere, a creature is trying to forcibly remove someone’s blindfold. This particular scenario never happens again. So, which is it? Are they simply inadvertently having this effect or malevolent? Because they display both traits.

So, in the end I enjoyed the story but it was also pretty deeply flawed. I am interested enough to read the next book and see what happens next.